Anyone who’s been following my attempts to create a paperback from my eBook will know that I’ve been so very close for such a long, long time.
But last night, I got confirmation that my first paperback had been despatched by Amazon.
All right, I was the one who’d purchased it, but it was for a friend and voluntary beta-reader in Canada. Thanks Michelle!
Perhaps I ought to call her an omega-reader, because this (he says) is going to be the very last set of changes I will apply to the MS. Discussions with my editor (hello Tara!) place the industry-acceptable rate of errors at 0.015%. Mine is currently averaging 0.005% but typos still get under my skin and I hate them and zey vill.not.be.tolerated!!
Not that I’m obsessive or CDO or anything… >.<
(For those that haven’t seen CDO before, it’s like OCD, but the letters are.in.the.correct.order. As they ought to be. 😀 )
Aaaaanyway, my first paperback has taken flight and ought to arrive within the week. I wait with baited breath for Michelle’s appraisal before I fix the dratted MS for one final time and close the chapter on the first book. Any remaining errors will have to be flagged up by particularly CDO-inclined readers of the future. I will simply smile quietly and say ‘I left that one in there especially for you, you clever thing.’
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Oh, PS… I clicked ‘order’ on Tuesday evening (GMT), received a shipping notification the following evening and by Thursday afternoon, the book had arrived in Ontario! This was well inside Createspace’s ‘within 7 days’ estimate. Impressive!
Jul 18, 2014 @ 15:23:40
It really did arrive INSANELY quickly. I heard a knock at my door and I was like … umm … what is this madness? I’ll be honest, I suspected it was a bomb. But it wasn’t! Unless there’s something about your book you’re not telling me …
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Jul 30, 2014 @ 07:55:41
I spotted about a hundred things I either needed to or wanted to change. How’s the count at your end? 😀
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Jul 30, 2014 @ 15:03:08
I’ve found a … well, let’s call it a “decent” amount of things to change 🙂 I’m currently on page 379 — once I’m done the go-through, I’ll whip up a Word Doc and get all the changes down on paper and send it your way.
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Jul 18, 2014 @ 10:44:09
Can one smile in any other way than quietly? Just pondering…
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Jul 18, 2014 @ 10:56:59
One can grin inanely and perform unpracticed cartwheels – which usually result in injury.
But you are correct, of course, a smile is invaraibly produced without resultant atmospheric vibrations.
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BTW, Catwheels (which I inadvertently typed earlier) have been proven to have a lower rate of injury as the partaker always lands on his or her feet!
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